Things I Thought Up First...

1. The words "Chillax, Chillaxify, and Chillaxification" only the first one took off.

2. The short hand abbreviation of "with+the"..."Withe" still hasn't popped off.

3. When I was 11 I wrote my first action script based on a dream I had. It starred myself of course, along with Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith (sound familiar?) Except in mine, Jones was the bad guy, and Will Smith and I were the good government agents. Jazzy Jeff showed up as an informant, and there was a scene in the movie with the Chief (scripted for the late Nell Carter) that was almost identical to the scene between Estevez and Dreyfuss in "Another Stakeout".

4. I wrote a short story about a little girl who inherited a monkey from her father, a retired astronaut. The monkey, as it turns out, had been preconditioned to respond to some stimulus, which reverted it to some secret mission. In the course of a day, the monkey saw the stimulus, and hijinx ensued. Later, a film called "Monkey Trouble" was released.

5. I started work on a script about a group of Christian misfits (much much much MUCH like the academy on X-men), and their leader spends most of his time in a chamber hooked up to a machine. (More Xmen) but the way he controls the computer is with his hands, because his hands are the remote controls...(Minority Report)

6. My mother invented sweet potato bread without ever having heard of it prior

7. I also invented the fat patch...you know, the nicotene patch for fat people...it' supposed to curb food cravings...
This thing factored heavily into a joke I made up for a standup routine...it was about being fat as a kid...Now it's not as funny because actual patches like this exist...

What's yet to be done?

1. Will Smith will one day be cast as James Bond or Bruce Wayne (perhaps in a film cleverly called "The Dark Knight"

Wait a minute...what am I doing?!
I'm not telling you my secrets!!!
Just look for the fresh prince in some white roles.
Sheesh.
I almost gave away the goods.
I shouldn't be so loose.
Tsk on I.