So she buzzes me in, and as soon as I pull the door closed after myself I ask:
"Why are there so many cops around here?"
To which she replies:
"Oh. It's always like that around here."
To which I press the elevator button and go:
"Really..."
After which she appends:
"I don't know, it's supposed to make you feel safe."
Which merits a laugh and a:
"Hmph!"
from me.
At which she says:
"I know, right?"
And my elevator car arrives.
"Alright then."
"See ya."

And for the record, Cheeze Nips, EVEN the reduced fat ones, are GREAT...