Well here's the idea...

Is it a soup or is it a meal?
Soup or meal? Think fast!

And that's why I'm so hardcore.

Oh there'll be eggs in there all right.


Just you WAIT.

It's funky. It's the marriage of...Maruchan and Kikkoman...the illicit goingson between Healthy Choice and...and...Maruchan...and Campbell's is stoppin' through with a chic miropoire..miropoix mirrapwor...whatever...

friend, you just don't KNOW....

de pot a-bubble...Oh how de pot ah-bubble.

I am currently accepting applications for the position of "apprentice to the SOUPMASTER". Be sure to include a current resume and a 3-page essay detailing your desire to fill the position. May the best padwan win...

scream.