Ain't NOTHING easy about Sunday morning...

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Marezy Dotes

I bought overalls over the weekend, and I've been wearing them with the cows.
It's truly amazing to actually use something for it's INTENDED purpose.
Man, I wonder what it will be like when I get to have sex!
I couldn't help it.
Crass cops, come and get me.
Anyhow, I forgot what I was going to say.
We got 6 gallons of milk from the cows yesterday.


Anonymous Timi said...

I wonder what it's going to be like when I have sex for the first time too!

Will it hurt really bad...or will be a good kind of pain?

Lord help me...and my mind.

1:37 PM

Blogger Puddleglum said...

Oh gross.
A good kind of pain...sick.
But you know, speaking of R. Kelly, considering the tension of sphincter muscles...maybe the poor guy was confused when it came to the difference between alleviation of pain, and the presence of pleasure...which is why he was into urinating on people. Or, he could just be a freak.

1:52 PM

Blogger Not Your Average Jane said...

it's going to hurt so bad you're going to want to shove a knife in your husband's face. hey, i'm just repeating what someone told me.

lol @ r.kelly. i saw a funny boondocks episode about that.

2:56 PM

Blogger jasdye said...

and kisses taste like chicken.

r. needs help.

so does gabbi's friend. remind me to watch out for her.

5:23 PM

Blogger Kurisuteen Kaneshiro said...

Ugh, y'all are HIGH on ya hormones today huh? lol.

I remember when one of my boyfriends was trying to pressure me into doing the nasty when I was 19, he was like "you better have sex with me now, cuz the older you get the more you're gonna 'close' and it'll hurt more."

Bwahahahaha! What a loser.

Ladies, don't believe the rumors. Think about, when God hooks you up with the husband He has intended for you, you'll be so relaxed, and so turned on by him, the pain will be minimal to nothing.

That's what I've heard from some very blessed and HAPPY *wink* married women who waited.


2:26 AM

Blogger Puddleglum said...

you horny aminals.


Gabi, you're phenomenal. A knife to the face?!

12:24 PM


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