Chu betta recognigh!
How can I explain this...
That's why people can't THINK at 3:28 in the a-dot-emm-dot.
all I wanted to do was write this quick little quip I just screamed to myself as I was washing my hands...
((I live alone, and must talk to myself))
"Homey, I'm pro-life like I'm pro-the-front-seat!"
but then I realized that I'm not really pro-life...
I'm quietly pro-choice....when it comes to life.
Becuase we are not robots. If the only reason you're keeping your kid is because it's against the federal or state law to abort it, then you're not fit.
But when I say I'm pro-choice (and the " little 'c' christians" inevitably heft their stoning rocks) I mean in everything. The first offering that pleased God was given as a gift, not as a response to a requirement. (Abe and Melchezidek)

It was like Bill Gates getting a birthday card with a 5 dollar bill inside.

In Other News:
This afternoon, I was halfway between sleep and awake, where things are the realest....
There, I rebuked two voices out of my head. They had been living with me ever since I got my spirit right, I guess...
ANYWAY...
one was just a bad mean spirit, and so I stood on my righteousness through Christ, and was like:
"Son, you gotta roll. In Jesus' name."
and he left...
and then the second voice was like...
"Glad we got rid of him, boss. Now it's just me, George." and I was like...
"Heiffer, you can't stay either. By the Authority vested in me by the State of Jesus Chirst —postal abbreviation J.C.—,get out."
Imagine that. George like a house slave. You don't have to believe me.
They were like a good-cop, bad-cop team of tormentors where the one mean one would just reduce my confidence to rot, and then the other, George, was flattering...wild, i tell you. Welcome to the life.